Whimsical Traveler Gifts

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"How many bags to check in, sir?" "Only one piece of hand luggage." (case in the shape of a giraffe).

"We aim to make every event on this cruise pleasurable, sir!" (lifebuoy with duck head on it).

"I've never been on a cruise before!"

Lady has a cask of sea water sent back from the seaside

Hey! A PIG CAN DREAM!

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

"I've just remebered why we don't holiday in the UK more often."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

'Hi. I'm on the terrain...'

A Magic carpet for the Guide dogs.

'Generally we don't provide separate wake up calls for little teddy bears.'

Easter Island Bunny

Use landmarks near to your home when issuing directions.

"Did you pack your own bags?"

Pizza Tower Bridge

Pizza London Eye

Somewhere in France - Bertie has begun to dream in French

"Water pistol, flying monkey repellant and blister plasters. Ok Toto, let's hit the road!"

"They didn't tell us this blues cruise actually gives you the blues."

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

Metrognome

"It's a summer rental."

Witches Fly South for the Winter

"Gnatsack"

Spaceland Park. There's something for everybody here. Venus is at the Tunnel of Love, and the sun is trying to cool down on the waterslide. Meteorites love driving bumper cars and smashing into things, and Saturn grabbed another ring on the carousel. I saw Pluto going to the kiddie ride while Halley's Comet is headed to the feature attraction. That's perfect for Halley's Comet -- the wait there is 75 years!

Ballooning,

Queen of Hearts with Sat Knave.

Is Gypsie Moth in YOUR Garden? Signs to look for...

'Is this the Eggspress Bus?'

Hitchhiker Going to Bath.

The Best...Nothing but the best scenic route

"I believe cats to be a spirit come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through." - Jules Verne