Whimsical Reality Seekers T-Shirts

"It's time to give up the cheese dream, Bryan. My parents bought us a hole in the wall in Jersey full of bird seed and breadcrumbs."

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Kitty's Coffee Shop

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

Pigboy makes use of a box.

"Hey! What did I tell you about drinking right out of your super bowl, young man?"

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Starbucks Siren

Survival kit

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

'Bancroft, it's time to pay the salesmen their bonuses. Would you please stop at the butchers' shop and get a few pounds of raw meat?'

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

'Here, you're allowed to sharpen your claws to your heart's content!'

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

'If it works, Andy, you can expect a visit from the skin fairy tonight, ready?'

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

World of Cow: Horn Gel

Understudies

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

Centaur Driver

"Let's go to my place, Goldie. My parents won't spy on us."

"I thought that I knew everybody in town."

"It's hard to trust those Beanbirds. They're always 'up' to something!"

A bee in small airplane

"What a pro."

Sportsmen rowers overtaken by the Owl and the Pussycat

"Remember, when you score all hell will break loose!"

Cow who jumped over the moon with a calf hanging of its udders.

"Life's too short to be taken seriously..."

Fly rides the wacky windshield,

"Looks like the thong birds are getting ready to fly south for the winter."