Whimsical Reality Seekers Mugs

"It's time to give up the cheese dream, Bryan. My parents bought us a hole in the wall in Jersey full of bird seed and breadcrumbs."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Kitty's Coffee Shop

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Survival kit

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Starbucks Siren

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

Pigboy makes use of a box.

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

'Here, you're allowed to sharpen your claws to your heart's content!'

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

'Bancroft, it's time to pay the salesmen their bonuses. Would you please stop at the butchers' shop and get a few pounds of raw meat?'

World of Cow: Horn Gel

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

'If it works, Andy, you can expect a visit from the skin fairy tonight, ready?'

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

"I thought that I knew everybody in town."

"Let's go to my place, Goldie. My parents won't spy on us."

Understudies

Centaur Driver

"It's hard to trust those Beanbirds. They're always 'up' to something!"

A bee in small airplane

"What a pro."

Sportsmen rowers overtaken by the Owl and the Pussycat

"Life's too short to be taken seriously..."

"Remember, when you score all hell will break loose!"

Cow who jumped over the moon with a calf hanging of its udders.

Fly rides the wacky windshield,

"And this is the juvenile court."