Whimsical Races Prints

Hare and the tortoise race odds.

"Recalculating route..."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

'Your future looks charming.'

Tunnel of Infatuation

'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.'

If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can.

Horse accidents

River Source

Art Student

Fish king swimming around his bowl!

Hats in the Wind

Marathon runners in silly costumes.

'Goldilocks and the three bears.'

'Me' Weekly

' You're not going on the at risk register just because granny's got big teeth.'

"Sure, we need more research in alchemy, necromancy, and sorcery, but where is the money going to come from?"

Blindman's blind guide dog with its own guide animal

'Have a seat and I'll see if he's in.'

Hillary Clinton's cat.

School

"Oh, awkward - my ex. . ."

Pirate Dog

'Oh Jerry! Like in that old song, you really caught a falling star for me! This is sooo romantic!'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"It's time to give up the cheese dream, Bryan. My parents bought us a hole in the wall in Jersey full of bird seed and breadcrumbs."

Wheelburrows.

'Eat your heart out, Firefly! -- I've got sneakers that light up!'

'You're moving just a little too fast for me.'

Alien Attraction

Penelope Rides Again

Pick your own whiskers.

"Belly Button Research Council"

Dog and Flea Circus