Whimsical Races Mugs

Hare and the tortoise race odds.

"Recalculating route..."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'Your future looks charming.'

'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.'

If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can.

Horse accidents

Art Student

River Source

Fish king swimming around his bowl!

'Me' Weekly

Marathon runners in silly costumes.

' You're not going on the at risk register just because granny's got big teeth.'

'Goldilocks and the three bears.'

Hats in the Wind

"Sure, we need more research in alchemy, necromancy, and sorcery, but where is the money going to come from?"

Blindman's blind guide dog with its own guide animal

'Oh Jerry! Like in that old song, you really caught a falling star for me! This is sooo romantic!'

School

'Have a seat and I'll see if he's in.'

"Oh, awkward - my ex. . ."

Pirate Dog

Hillary Clinton's cat.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Eat your heart out, Firefly! -- I've got sneakers that light up!'

Wheelburrows.

"It's time to give up the cheese dream, Bryan. My parents bought us a hole in the wall in Jersey full of bird seed and breadcrumbs."

Penelope Rides Again

Alien Attraction

Dog and Flea Circus

Pick your own whiskers.

"Belly Button Research Council"

A wish that came true.