Whimsical Home Designer Prints

"After the kids moved out I had the house redesigned to reflect the real me."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'The roof needs icing.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

A centipede's Christmas stockings

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

'It's a coffee-book table.'

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

Mouse real estate!

Shop for cats

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

'I told you I didn't want to talk about it!'

Superintendent

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

Arctic Snails.

Home Sweet Home.

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

"The decorator was here. He said we should have a room in which we don't sit down."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

Uses for Deactivated Missiles: Objects d'Art

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

"Are you willing to relocate?"

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

'A Dust Cow'.

"Yes, our dishwasher is a smart appliance. But, you still have to actually put the dishes in it."