Whimsical Hat Wearer Mugs

'My hat offers a large selection of flies.'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'I work at the airport.'

'Ok, bad idea. Everyone TAKE OFF their thinking caps.'

"Would you like to come up for a margarita?"

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

Beauty Shop

Christmas Hat Tree

'You had me at Hello... copter hat.'

Kangaroo with fishing equipment.

"Finished feeding the 5000. What do you want to do with the left over fish?"

Sailor with Frog Umbrella.

Hunter's Hat Shop

'As a professional discount, I require you to say only two hail Marys.'

Horn Hair

Consumer of Pears.

Dish and spoon run away from a takeaway.

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

Easter Bunny with a Stick and a Carrot.

Fly fisherman just hooked neighbor's hat.

Foxtail. A client is pleased with her new hairstyle. It's complete genius. The hairdresser hopes she doesn't notice the truth.

'I'm going to scratch you so hard when you fall asleep.'

Pink Ballgown

"We're going out – of course I'm wearing my pearls."

Steam makes the hat go floppy.

'What raccoon hat?'

'You grab her silly hat and I'll lick his crotch.'

"He's Behind You!"

"Go on laughing and make my day punk!"

The Boxer.

'Grandchildren visiting again, eh?'

'Whatever you do,don't ask them about their holiday Down Under.'

Cannelloni

"Psst! You've got my hat!"