Whimsical Driver Pillows

Two flies driving in a car with a poop air freshener

"I need to tinkle."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Cats on Board.

Spring Training

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

Pizza Tower Bridge

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

"Did you pack your own bags?"

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

Spatula Conductor

"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

I'm not sure but my guess is that it's one of the Sandwich Islands.

Is Gypsie Moth in YOUR Garden? Signs to look for...

Pizza London Eye

Speed limit 70mph and up.

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

"I'm your problem."

"How many bags to check in, sir?" "Only one piece of hand luggage." (case in the shape of a giraffe).

Horse accidents

Ballooning,

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

A Magic carpet for the Guide dogs.

"When the mist clears, turn right."

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

"No, I said, 'You turn here, not, 'U-Turn here'."

The Best...Nothing but the best scenic route

Installing one of the new 'Buck Bridges' reduced Bob's auto insurance by 21%.

Hey! A PIG CAN DREAM!