Whimsical Diner Prints

"Who ordered the rabbit?"

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"It's the Chef Surprise."

"Hurry up! I'm gasping for a cheese sandwhich."

"I hear the sparrow-goldfish chowder is to die for...at least once."

'I think I'll go home and eat'

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

"For drinks or dinner?"

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

'The customer is always right...'

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

"The usual."

"Fresh pepper?"

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'I'm afraid the Chef's Surprise today is that he ran off with one of the waitresses.'

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

'Shall I bring two children's meals, or will Madam regurgitate her own?'

'I'm sorry the cod was not as good as when you came a month ago. It should have been - it was the same fish...'

"My apologies, but that's not a meatball. That's my computer mouse. I've been looking for it."

'It probably wasn't a good idea to ask for seperate cheques.'

"Dinner looks delicious."

'If that is a toenail, it is a French toenail.'

Road Kill Cafe.

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

'I'm not very hungry after eating my first quarter losses.'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

'Waiter...!' (there is a human in my soup)

'I'm afraid things are rather confused around here today, sir- the Soup of the Day is a grilled-cheese sandwich'