Whimsical Count Master T-Shirts

"I count 4,392,292,293,291, how about you?"

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Home depot."

Mixed Doubles.

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Spring Training

Newt sale

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

Three Ladies

Rude Snowpeople

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..."

I don't want a story that helps kids make sense of the world – I want a world that lets kids just enjoy a nonsense story.

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Mother Goose's Haiku

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Woman throwing giant pot.

Balloon dog training

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'