Whimsical Count Master Pillows

"I count 4,392,292,293,291, how about you?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Home depot."

Mixed Doubles.

Newt sale

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Spring Training

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

Rude Snowpeople

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

Three Ladies

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Mother Goose's Haiku

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..."

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Woman throwing giant pot.

Balloon dog training

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."