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'When it falls down like that, you just reboot it.'

"What's a patent?"

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

The Main Types of Cheese

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Arts and crafts

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

Do you suppose this is art or science?

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

Henry Fox Talbot

Lumiere brothers caricature

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

Monkey invents the wheel, while a caveman looks on with failed wheel prototypes.

The Wright Brothers' First Flyer

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

'Oh course!'

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'

'This type of injury wasn't so common, before the invention of the wheel. '

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

"Darling, I'll drive tonight so that you can have a drink..."

Caveman wheel repairers.

Great wheel. Lousy frisbee.