Wheel Inventor At Heart T-Shirts

'This type of injury wasn't so common, before the invention of the wheel. '

"Young Frankenstein"

"What's a patent?"

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

Sport Utility Boot.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Arts and crafts

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

Do you suppose this is art or science?

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

Computerized Dollhouse.

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

World's cheapest car

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

The Aerial Steam Carriage

'I know, but he's a genius.'

Monkey invents the wheel, while a caveman looks on with failed wheel prototypes.

Caveman on the brink of technology.

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

'It keeps me sane!'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Psychic car mechanics.

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'