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"I'd like to let you go, Willy, but this is your third offense."

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

"I don't like lawyer jokes. Lawyers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes."

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

"I do love you, but I love you as a crimefighter."

'Fancy a swift half?'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

"I feel like I have a book in me."

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

G.K. Chesterton.

Greece Idyll

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

Looking Daggers

"It put up a bit of a fight, but hey, I think we can both agree, it was worth it!"

"They're bifocal glasses: I can use them to read as well as to see long distance when I'm charging..."

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

"It's very faint, but it seems to say, "help, my name is Jonah, help!": what did you swallow exactly?"

'Uh-Oh... I better watch my legs! There comes a cook - o - dile!'

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

"What keeps me going? The tightening feeling in my chest that if I stop, I'll die."

Oscar Wilde

"Does state game law require me to tag him?"

'You're smarter than you look? -- well, I should HOPE so!'

'The sad thing is, Jonah's so afraid of the water now, he won't even take a bath.'

"I thought bad-hair days would be a thing of the past."