Westward Ponderer Prints

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Historical memory is on life support.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"The new house is almost ready!"

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

Dog Igloo.

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

Formula.

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

Quiz

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

el doctor

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

The mysterious world of ligand substitution