Westward Explorer Prints

'Noway I could become sedentary: I like roaming the plains too much...'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"The new house is almost ready!"

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

Vacation Bus Photo

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

'This is you, enlarged.'

The Not So Wild West

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"But his vulnerability is what I like about him."

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

Jungle

Desert Roundabout

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

"Have you decided where to travel?"

Airport

'Whatever we're hunting, I suggest we stop!'

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

"Cooky was askin' about you again."

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'getting back to nature', but careful what you wish for.

''To make a fire make a strong bow strung loosely with a shoelace. Then spin a dry soft shaft in a small block on a bone dry hardwood.'