Westward Explorer Prints

'Noway I could become sedentary: I like roaming the plains too much...'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Deer Season Open.

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"The new house is almost ready!"

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

The Not So Wild West

Vacation Bus Photo

'This is you, enlarged.'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

"But his vulnerability is what I like about him."

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

Jungle

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

Yep, Jimmy's about the best Eagle Scout I ever saw.

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

Desert Roundabout

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

"Have you decided where to travel?"

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

Airport

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

'Whatever we're hunting, I suggest we stop!'

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

'Just sign your approval for the heliport and we can both go about our business.'

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'getting back to nature', but careful what you wish for.