Southwest Explorer Prints

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook-off season!'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Tinnitus?"

The Great Drywall of Sheboygan.

Just a little seasoning...

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

Pelican and Origami

Kangaroo carring joey in a pouch on her back.

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

National Park Map

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

"Once again, mere fists and blunt instruments prove no match for one so adept at the marsupial arts."

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

Right way

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

"I'd like a trigger warning."

"Don't be fooled. Chaos reigns."

Trouble parking in Brighton

Little known fact #244: Cholera was not the #1 cause of death for children on the Oregon Trail

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

"Hey! Watch where you're stepping!"

"If your instincts tell you to go out in a shark infested ocean then go. My instincts are sending me to a nice little aquarium out in the suburbs."