Southwest Explorer Prints

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook-off season!'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Tinnitus?"

The Great Drywall of Sheboygan.

Just a little seasoning...

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

Ricochet

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

Kangaroo carring joey in a pouch on her back.

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Pelican and Origami

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

National Park Map

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Once again, mere fists and blunt instruments prove no match for one so adept at the marsupial arts."

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

'We have an Australian-based HMO, so the hospital sent Dan home in a Crutcharoo.'

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

Right way

Trouble parking in Brighton

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

"Don't be fooled. Chaos reigns."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

"I'd like a trigger warning."

I'm not sure but my guess is that it's one of the Sandwich Islands.

"Hey! Watch where you're stepping!"

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

Little known fact #244: Cholera was not the #1 cause of death for children on the Oregon Trail