Western Pillows

"O.K., fellers, we shoot first, then Q. and A."

Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition.

"It's just a loaner while my other horse is in the shop."

Cowboy with arrow in hat shouting 'CUPIDS!'

'You refuse to admit someone stole your horse, don't you?'

"Those idiots, they're burning their own arrows! Oh - oh, God no."

'Pay and display' parking outside a saloon.

"It's a great country–just don't get sick."

"Well, I'll be-we just spent all weekend planning to rob a façade."

Old cowboys never die...

'Yep, this is quite a spread you've got, Bobbie Joe!'

Vote Counter: 'Okay,DONE! It's settled! The NEIGHS have it!'

Mans best friend

'Sure is a fancy spread you've got out here.'

"It's high time we introduced immigration quotas."

Just Protestors

"Let's see if you look better in a nine gallon hat."

"When you say 'my people,' do you mean your tribe or your reps?"

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

"Love your jeans."

"The tumble weed probably set it off."

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us to social distance effectively."

"The 'Kid' must be inside."

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

'This was the life the young cowboy had dreamed of! Where else could you find people out in the sun with no regard for sunscreen?! Yes this, was the wild west!'

'... But I thought you said to get a long, little doggie, boss.'

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

Cowboy in a thong.

Ponderosa

Davey Crockett passed his bar exam.

"You need glasses, Roy."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Don't tell any folks in town that Old Bessie's a parasite, O.K.?"

"Sorry we missed the heist - we got sidetracked when Roscoe selled some truffles."

Martini Western