Western Songster Pillows

Non-Denominational Carols

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Drunken singers in a public house

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

"You must be new around here, pardner."

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

'I hate reruns.'

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

The New Modern-Day Lament.

Happy Entrails To You....

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"

Subway Chanteys

'This next song is one I wrote before I souled out.'

Two clowns shoot out a duel in a Western - One has a gun that says 'Bang!', the other has a gun that says 'Ouch!'

'I've got those, 'No money left for whisky and women because my cattle futures options expired out of the money' blues...'

"I don't know who they are or where they come from, but they start showing up every time David plays his harmonica."

The Innumerate Seven

101 uses of a dead cat: chaps.

A Capella

"Suddenly, this whole cowboy thing seems like some kind of sad, empty charade."

'Twinhawk was a mean, bloodthirsty town'

'Don't think about it, Banjo!'

A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.

Just Protestors

American cowboy

'Cattle Driver.'