Western Songster Pillows

"Look Bill, I know you got spurs that jingle jangle jingle. Now, they're great for when we go riding merrily along. But, when it comes to sneaking up on folks they're really more of a hindrance."

Non-Denominational Carols

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Drunken singers in a public house

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

"..Not cloudy all day."

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'I hate reruns.'

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

The New Modern-Day Lament.

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

Richard Widmark

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"

Happy Entrails To You....

Subway Chanteys

Cowboy's to-do list.

'I've got those, 'No money left for whisky and women because my cattle futures options expired out of the money' blues...'

'This next song is one I wrote before I souled out.'

Two clowns shoot out a duel in a Western - One has a gun that says 'Bang!', the other has a gun that says 'Ouch!'

101 uses of a dead cat: chaps.

The Innumerate Seven

"Suddenly, this whole cowboy thing seems like some kind of sad, empty charade."

Birth Of A Musical Genre.

A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.

"I don't know who they are or where they come from, but they start showing up every time David plays his harmonica."

'Twinhawk was a mean, bloodthirsty town'

'Don't think about it, Banjo!'

A Capella

Just Protestors

American cowboy