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"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

'To Jake's horror, his trigger finger was otherwise occupied when he was called upon to draw'

When Bob stopped bragging about the economic benefits of his conestoga rickshaw.

"You ain't from around here, are you, Mister?"

"Rider's block."

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

"I said reach for the sky stranger. It's a figure of speech. I didn't mean literally!"

Cowboys pitching horseshoes and horses pitching cowboy boots.

Wearing Lipstick In A Gun Belt.

'Whoa, just who says 'They shoot horses?''

In an effort to be friendly, Abe unwittingly seals his fate.

'I've been playing smoke-tag all day.'

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Cattlemans Saloon.

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'I guess everything's okay, doc, two legs is showing, one out of each hole."

I've been doing sit-ups!

"Daisy had twin bull calves. How'd you do?"

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

That's one harmonious butt hole!

A cow's bedside table.

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's looking' all over for ya.'

Wanted for Stick Up

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

'Serves me right for frowning.'