Western Film Aficionado Pillows

'Give me a bowl of the hard stuff! And where can I get a hot bath and a grooming around here?'

"Actually, Luke, the Native American Indian does have a legitimate grievance."

The Gun that made the West feel good about itself

Hare versus the Tortoise

The man with no horse.

Cowboy.

Oil Fight.

'Git off yore high horse, stranger...'

'Who's the best vet in town?'

The end of the American old west.

'Cal, back home rustling is a hanging offense, what do we do with him out here?'

'Sorry, Kemosabe, but me gottum better offer from Sergio Leone,'

'Anyone here answer to the name 'The Eldorado Kid'?'

How the West was won.

"The posse is catching up. we better split up."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Billy. The Kid.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Nun Fight.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Historic Bank Jobs.

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Crossing the Nachos Grande

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"