Western Civilization Admirer Gifts

Greece and the crumbling euro.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Dawing your Cellphone

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Skate or die."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

Hombre's Best Friend.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

Romulus and Remus

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

Wild West Text Showdown

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,