West Coast Dreamer Pillows

Welcome to Caleefohnya.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Fly Fishing

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

Segregated Beach

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

California Beverages Map

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Budgetmageddon

The Piano Dreams Of Home

Fishy tail.

Running out of Gas.

Entering New York City - Check it out

Get a rockpool!