West Coast Adventurer Gifts

California

Holiday time.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"How's the salmon?"

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

Help! Send fishing tackle!

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

California Beverages Map

"Help, my zip stuck!"

"You hibernate-walked again. But this time you came back smelling like beer."

"But mom, he followed us home!"

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

Replacement Lighthouse

'Ed,did you remember to bring the insect repellent?'

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

"Leave some shells for less fortunate children."

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

"Remember what we were told, stand perfectly still."

The Easter Bunny goes Camping.

"I don't like roughing it..."

'Don't worry, our speciality is jungle law.'

"On the web it clearly said, 'one mile from the beach'."

"Surf's Up."