West Coast Adventurer Pillows

California

Holiday time.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"How's the salmon?"

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

California Beverages Map

"Help, my zip stuck!"

'Ed,did you remember to bring the insect repellent?'

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

"But mom, he followed us home!"

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

Replacement Lighthouse

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

"Leave some shells for less fortunate children."

"Remember what we were told, stand perfectly still."

"I don't like roughing it..."

"On the web it clearly said, 'one mile from the beach'."

'Don't worry, our speciality is jungle law.'

"I don't think I ever before-realized the distinct difference between northern and southern California."