Wellness Service Provider T-Shirts

Man passes a storefront that reads "Napland - Tired? Come on in and lie down for awhile!"

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Self help acupuncture

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

'Well, well, well...'

"Your contents have shifted."

Be Healthy

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"Try thinking about something else."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Self-esteem room

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Unguided imagery

Critisize your weight.