Wellness Service Provider Pillows

Man passes a storefront that reads "Napland - Tired? Come on in and lie down for awhile!"

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Self help acupuncture

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'Well, well, well...'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Your contents have shifted."

Be Healthy

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"Try thinking about something else."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Critisize your weight.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Hot Pie Therapy

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Yoga vs. Prosecco

Self-esteem room

Unguided imagery

Yoga classes door.