Care Service Provider T-Shirts

"The legal people are terrified of litigation but I insisted that we write an apology to the client of the lack of service. . . as long as we don't sent it!"

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'I'm on my way!'

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

A Tit for Tat.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

'Remember,when he says 'gotta go download',he means 'go potty'.'

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

"Without question the funniest patient I’ve ever lost."

"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

First aid departments

Working from Home

Social Worker

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

Nanny with children on leash