Wellington Boot Fan Pillows

'I'd like to change these boots please, the colour and style are fine.. only I'd like some with longer string in between as I keep tripping over!'

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

First past the post.

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

The Reaper's Arms

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

'You've got lot toe!'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Shoe Whore

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

"How much longer are you going to be?"

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

Street Musician

Happy Xmas

'And how often have you been to see Die Fledemaus?'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'I have nothing against the old standard. But I get more laughs with the bolo tie.'

Skis with stabilisers.

'I think he's trying to pawn his air guitar.'

String quartet leave 4 different sized cases to collect their busking money.

Manager please give 10%

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

'On Sundays I play organ at the church, and Gojo passes the plate.'

Rooting.

They put their hands under me so I'll blow hot air. They put their hands under me so I'll run water. You don't want to know what they put in front of me so I'll flush.

"I thought this wheel invention of yours was supposed to make life easier."

Non-smoking. Do you have a footsies section and a non-footsies section?

'My feet are killing me. I have twenty corns and thirty bunions.'

Roverdance.