Wellington Boot Fan Pillows

'I'd like to change these boots please, the colour and style are fine.. only I'd like some with longer string in between as I keep tripping over!'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

First past the post.

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

The Reaper's Arms

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'You've got lot toe!'

Shoe Whore

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"How much longer are you going to be?"

'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

'And how often have you been to see Die Fledemaus?'

Happy Xmas

Street Musician

'I have nothing against the old standard. But I get more laughs with the bolo tie.'

Skis with stabilisers.

'On Sundays I play organ at the church, and Gojo passes the plate.'

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

Manager please give 10%

Rooting.

String quartet leave 4 different sized cases to collect their busking money.

"I thought this wheel invention of yours was supposed to make life easier."

'My feet are killing me. I have twenty corns and thirty bunions.'

Roverdance.