Welfare Defender Pillows

Poor & Elderly Carry The Load Of The Iraq War.

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

'If social security were privatized, the administration also suggested a name change to 'Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld holdings inc.''

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

"The government is adamant that a policy of removing income support from lone parents with children over 7 is in the best interests of the treasury."

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

Social security.

C.E.O.s deserve respect.

Captain Thomas Coram.

Human Rights

Gentrification vs Manchester...

"We seem to be the only animals here."

"It's a newstart rescue canoe ."

'... And how long has your civil list been frozen?'

"I thought I'd done everything to get a decent pension..."

"But on my claim form, it definitely says Universal credit..!!"

Social Services held back by risk, unrealistic targets and budget cuts.

"The benefits agency is always willing to be flexible...but only under certain limited clearly defined circumstances."

'Taking money from the old and disabled is despicable!' - 'If I was in politics it would be called bold and innovative.'

TV: 'It's 10 pm- do you know where your social security funding is tonight?'

'You got yourself a job? -- Don't you care what happens to me?'

"It's no use making all that fuss - there's no such thing as attention seekers allowance."

"The government should look where I'm going"

No More Assistance

'I landed this on Jobseeker's allowance.'

Government cheese and crackers.

"I've never seen this before!"

'Baby inhaling second-hand cigarette smoke on board,'

"Work harder. People on state benefits depend on you."

Please Help: Tory minister who claimed he could live on £53 a week.

'I think adoptions were easier when kids didn't have to compete with so many highways.'

Careers Advice - 'What kind of benefits are you interested in claiming?'