Weirdo Appreciation Prints

'Funny how I always get on well with weirdos . . . Dunno why!'

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

'We were made for each other.'

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

"There are tomato genes in the cod, spinach genes in the trout, carrot genes in the halibut..."

Arrivals, Purgatory, Departures.

'When I married him, I didn't expect the full frontal crudity!'

'It's a good job I was trapped by my wooden leg and not my good one, son!'

'Is this the way to the beach?'

"I'd like something home reared, then meat for the lion, well done, no blood understand? The scarecrow has a seed intolerance and that guy over will eat anything out of a tin."

"Stop tensing your abdominals!"

CCTV security on heaven's doors.

"Give me back my scarf and hat!"

'The opinions expressed by Mrs Latimore are her own, and do not necessarily reflect those of Mr Latimore.'

Live goldfish for sale

'A babe magnet? Shouldn't that be a fridge magnet?!'

'It got throne away.'

Mower Fraud!

"Oh no - I hate this guy."

Undertakers Pole

"He's not an acquired taste. He's a rinse and spit."

'Come on, push me: I did it for you...'

"Say, 'Tissue? I hardly know you,' but don't tell her you're a roll of toilet paper."

'See, your father's never afraid of being in the minority.'

This episode would be known as 'The sink of doom!'

The number of the beast's next-door neighbour.

Genetic Research Institute.