Weightlifting Wag Mugs

'Your body building programme is giving you that oven ready look!'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Powerful Love.

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"We're exclusively delts."

Bench Press Accident

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

DumbbellsSmartbells.

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Exercising

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Keep Fit.

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'