Weight Whisperer Gifts

Critisize your weight.

'It's the thin person inside you, screaming to get out - I'm afraid he's not alone.

Weight Loss Cheat.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"Money is life's report card."

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'

"Want to trade banks with me?"

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

"Now the board will hear from Todd from Accounting with his free verse composition 'My Mistress, Brash and Beguiling – the Third Quarter Numbers.'"

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'It's the first dollar earned and the only one, I might say, that hasn't been working for me!'

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."