Weight Loss Wonderer T-Shirts

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Snow Devil

To do before Saturday...

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Ice Skater

"I haven't lost any weight after two weeks of dieting, but my hair's getting thinner."

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Valleyview diet clinic

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Rockefeller Center."

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

Socially distanced sledding

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

Christmas tree exchange

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

Hanukkah tree

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.'

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"