Weight Loss Juggler Prints

'Oh no, my diet plan's gone pear-shaped!'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

Wealth Juggler.

"No, it's no mistake. There is no out."

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"Time to do it in!"

'The numbers aren't working.'

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

'I understand yours is a highly coveted position in this company.'

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'

'And what can you bring to the party?'

'But the only way I can explain our derivatives and stock swaps is through interpretive dance!'

Heavy Data Load.

"Doctor, before we start you've got to promise me that I don't have to give up anything."

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"

A business man sits at his office desk with trays that read 'going once, going twice... and gone.'

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

"You ought to do what I do—have a few belts before you meet with the old man."

"She's cute, but she's eroding my power base."

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.