Weight Loss Comic Appreciator Prints

'It's the 'start tomorrow' diet. I've stuck to it religiously for 12 years.'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Fast Food Dieter

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

Weight Gain Denial

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

"I'm having you fitted with a monitoring device that will help reduce blood glucose during meals by automatically signaling the brain to reduce food absorption. It's called a belt."

"Is it working?"

The real reason salad aids weight loss

'It's a middle-age spread spread.'

'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'

'Live there? I might as well wear it on my hips!'

'Step One...a pie chart is not dessert.'

"Why do you call it a thyroid problem when it's been giving me an excuse for the 20 pounds I gained this year?"

'I'm on a strict diet... so no pie charts.'

Exercise and diet at the same time - open and close your refrigerator door 100 times.

"Imagine bread is a lot like the sun...It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist."

"Will I be searched for chocolate when I board?"

"Mr. Whopple, time to slow down on the veggie diet!"

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

At little Jessica's tea party, nobody ate a bite, claiming they were stuffed

'It's commendable that you only ate one slice of pizza, but when you're only cutting it in half...'

'I think I just blew my diet. Do you know what the glycemic index is for a communion host?'