
'Your wife put you on a fad diet?'
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'Your wife put you on a fad diet?'
'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'
'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'
'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'
"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."
''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'
'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'
'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'
'The customer is always right...'
Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."
'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'
You are what you eat (Nuts).
Fast Food Dieter
"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"
'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.'
Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.
Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.
'I warned you about stuffing yourself with carbs, didn't I?'
No, you don't need to be "gluten-free." I said "glutton-free"!
"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."
"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."
I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.
Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!
Weight Gain Denial
'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'
Before and After Holiday Diet
'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'
"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."
'It's a simple matter of checks and balances: your waistline has spread and your brain has shrunk.'
'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'
"Is it working?"
'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'
'It's a middle-age spread spread.'
'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'
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