
(South Beached Whales)
Inspire laughter and healthy habits with our clever diet humor prints. Perfect for decorating kitchens, dining areas, or workout spaces with a playful, motivational vibe.
(South Beached Whales)
'Eating celery burns more calories than not eating it. Throwing the horrible stuff away burns even more.'
'Of course on this new diet, I only count the calories of the food I eat whilst other people are in the room.'
'...until the doctor put me on this bread and butter diet nothing worked for me.'
'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'
"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."
'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'
'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'
'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'
'The customer is always right...'
Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."
'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'
You are what you eat (Nuts).
"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"
Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.
Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.
'I warned you about stuffing yourself with carbs, didn't I?'
"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."
I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.
Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!
"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."
"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."
Weight Gain Denial
'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'
Before and After Holiday Diet
"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."
'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'
'It's a simple matter of checks and balances: your waistline has spread and your brain has shrunk.'
The real reason salad aids weight loss
'It's a middle-age spread spread.'
'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'
'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'
"Is it working?"
Squirrels eating different types of nuts.
Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids
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