Weepie Watcher T-Shirts

"Your dad's watching a sad movie. The hero's just had to buy a round of drinks."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Fish or Cut Bait

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

Sperm Whale.

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Fishing Boat Derby

'Beware of falling Humpty Dumpties.'

Polar bears

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

'Thar she blows!'

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

"He's a keeper!"

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

Watching Sea Life.

'Pull...'

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'I win!'

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

Whale Piñata.