Weekend Sailors Pillows

"Yes, it's my Master's boat on the trailer parked in front of the house. In five years, he's gone sailing exactly twice..."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Glastonbury. After.

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'T.M.I.F.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Friday

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

A DIY disaster.

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

Circus Act

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Getting through the week.

Non-Jet Lag.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

The Walk of Shame

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"