Weekend Angler Pillows

'Cheer up, Mr. Laping. It's only until the fishing season is over.'

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

Baitcaster reel with tangled line

Fisherman

A man standing in long grass holding a fishing rod

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"This place has the best happy hour."

Ice fisher.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Bored?'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

'Sorry'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

"Only caught one, eh."

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

Statue fishing.

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

Packed bags

Magestically Marble Hill

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"