Weekend Angler Pillows

'Cheer up, Mr. Laping. It's only until the fishing season is over.'

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

Baitcaster reel with tangled line

Fisherman

A man standing in long grass holding a fishing rod

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"This place has the best happy hour."

Ice fisher.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

'Bored?'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

"Only caught one, eh."

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

Statue fishing.

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

Packed bags

Magestically Marble Hill

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"