Weekend Sailors Prints

"Yes, it's my Master's boat on the trailer parked in front of the house. In five years, he's gone sailing exactly twice..."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Glastonbury. After.

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Friday

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

A DIY disaster.

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Circus Act

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

Getting through the week.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

Non-Jet Lag.

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."