Weekend Fisher Pillows

"Only caught one, eh."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Glastonbury. After.

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Culture Saturday

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Fish hunting for men.

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Friday

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

A DIY disaster.

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

Heading off with a packed bag

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Circus Act

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

Getting through the week.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

Non-Jet Lag.

"Have a good weekend!"

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."