Weekend Binge-watcher Pillows

"Next time we stay at the movies all day, let's try changing seats every few hours."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Horror movies

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

Next camera crew 5 mins

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

'Y' know Derek, I really think you need to push yourself outside your comfort zone.'

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

Working from Home.

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

3D

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

'Wh...What's that behind the...EEEIII!!

'Well I'm telling you we could have a perfectly fine holiday without it!'