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"They've just got a better grade of weed over there!"

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Too much cilantro

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"What are you in for?"

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

'The highest court in the land.'

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

Pelobong

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.'

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

Plant Lady

Hippie Edibles Co.

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

"All agreed? We buy low and sell high."

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

"Have you got any man eating plants?"

"Could you give me enough medicinal cannabis so that I forget about Brexit?"

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"