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Bench Press Accident

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

'If social security were privatized, the administration also suggested a name change to 'Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld holdings inc.''

"Can I put in a claim for interview trauma compensation?"

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

The auto-update demons attack-again."

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

"Interesting diagnosis. Now let's ask Google for a second opinion, shall we?"

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

'Did they say WHY you could no longer be a Spartan?' 'Something about, 'image'.'

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

"The Chef's Special is to die for. If you order it, you'll need to sign a waiver."

'I disagree with you, doctor. It's not just a hangnail. According to the Internet, it's a rare genetic disorder. . .'

I haven't been hired yet.

'Are you willing to change your name to Bob Smith?'

'...But then I ran across a dead mastodon, and gained it all back!'

"One day past humpday, one to go until slumpday."

Horse racing is the only sport where a 3 year old can make an adult behave like a baby!

Genghis Khan

"If it's so good for you....couldn't it smell good too?"

"I got Wordle in two this morning! I don't even know what 'ennui' means." "Everyone despised Larry."

'That's not funny. Howard...get your foot off the scale!'

"I don't care if it will give you a wedgie. Pop the chute!"

'I've given up my vegetarian diet - it's just too darn hard to find a vegetarian.'