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Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

'Okay.. what the hell.'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

Prenuptial Wedding Cake

Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

'I will subject to certain conditions...'

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

'You look lovely darling, but it's a bit over the top for a first date. . .'

"Please put the ring on her finger, Mr Stroodel - I'm sure she'll give you a receipt after the service."

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

'Wait a minute -- aren't you going to read me my rights?'

"Brilliant idea of yours,darling-only inviting no-sweet tooths!"

Murder on the Newlywed Game.

"Look—let's just get past today, O.K.?"

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'Wait a minute! Aren't you the chap who refused planning permission on the St., Mary's church extension?'

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

"I knew it was a mistake to order our wedding cake from your ex-husband's bakery!"

"He just rang to say carry on without him and he'll see us at the reception."

"I can't believe you forgot your death certificate."