Wedding Planners In Chaos Pillows

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

Lesbian civil partnership.

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Marriage least expected to last...

Wedding disaster #27.

Cake Escape

'...Do you, Thomas, take Charleen as your wife, to love and cherish, for better of worse...use Rehab as may be needed...for as long as you both shall live?'

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

"Whoa! Was that today?"

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

Prenuptial Wedding Cake

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

She never could tell when he was being sarcastic.

Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

"Please listen carefully to the available options."

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

'I think he's in too much pain to answer!'

'You look lovely darling, but it's a bit over the top for a first date. . .'

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

Marriage Ceremony

"I now pronounce you husband and husband."

Terri and Glenn devise a way to make those tough final choice on their wedding guest list.

'It will be a big wedding, I invited all 2679 of my facebook friends,'

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

"Brilliant idea of yours,darling-only inviting no-sweet tooths!"

Maybe you could finish flirting with that girl so we can get back to discussing our wedding plans!

"Look—let's just get past today, O.K.?"