Wedding Planner's Nightmares Pillows

"Lookin' good...I haven't eaten in three months!"

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Marriage least expected to last...

Cake Escape

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

"Whoa! Was that today?"

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

Prenuptial Wedding Cake

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

She never could tell when he was being sarcastic.

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

'I think he's in too much pain to answer!'

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

"Please put the ring on her finger, Mr Stroodel - I'm sure she'll give you a receipt after the service."

Marriage Ceremony

"Look—let's just get past today, O.K.?"

The wedding.

Maybe you could finish flirting with that girl so we can get back to discussing our wedding plans!

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

Antisocial Distancing

"What what of all the dates I couldn't save, Jimmy."

'What will it cost me for you to elope?'

In it for the long haul.

"Bert's Bakery? I think there's a pissed-off Bucks Party somewhere, standing around our wedding cake."

Always a pleasure to supply your wedding cakes, Mabel, the usual is it?

'She found him through an ad in one of those kinky papers.'

'What do you mean, 'your bachelor party hasn't finished yet'?'

'Remove this - it's libelous!'