Wedding Jokes Prints

'But I've had a tiring day myself, darling!'

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

'No, but thanks for asking.'

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

"I'm sorry Jayne, but I've got cold feet."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

"His note says the bachelor party was so great, he's decided to remain a bachelor."

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

Just married.

"I now pronounce you guilty."

"Do you promise to love and be faithful to each other for the next 28 days and then see where it goes from there?"

'And you, William Elwood Hoonavogel, are you willing to give up your free range status?'

'Yes he WILL do all that - I'll see to it!'

'I should warn you -- I don't have any tattoos.'

The climatic wedding scene from "I Married the Blob"

'...and I promise to love, honor, and take this man for granted until death do we part.'

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

'We'd like to return it. There wasn't any on-screen chemistry between us.'

"What God has joined together let no man put asunder."

'Any objections to this marriage should text me now or forever hold his tweet.'

'Yeah, yeah, could we move on, please? I already read him his rights.'

'Are we breaking up so soon?'

'We'd like to report a missing parson.'